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Rok rozpoczęcia studiów: rocznik 2003
Uczelnia: UM w Łodzi
Kierunek: stomatologia
Posty: 326
Wysłany: Sob 08 Kwi, 2006   Dżołk

Cavity Filling
Young pretty Lady to her dentist:
"Oh doc,Your drillings are so painful that I did rather have a baby than a filling of my cavity" .
Dentist:"Well both are possible but you better tell me now which cavity you want filled, so that I can change the position of the chair"

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at
McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal,
and an extra drink cup. As he watched,
the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half,
then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her,
until each had half of them. Then he poured
half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that
in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat,
and his wife sat watching, with her hands
folded in her lap.The young man decided to ask if
they would allow him to purchase another meal for them
so that they didn't have to split theirs. The
old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50
years, and everything has always been and will always
be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife
if she was going to eat, and she replied... "Not yet
...It's his turn with the teeth!"
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